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The Phallic Files

A NEWSLOAD INVESTIGATIVE SERIES

They are here and we are tracking them. Send us pictures of your genitalia (shaped phenomenon) and we'll come out to investigate right away. 

The Phallic Files - Is This Our Future? (Newsload Investigation) #londonontario
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The Phallic Files - Is This Our Future? (Newsload Investigation) #londonontario

Is this nightmare about to come true? Do aliens use 'comedic dismissal' to hide in plain sight? Newsload Investigative journalist Bryan Bakker utilizes a subconscious projection scanner to show us what his prophetic dream was and how it may herald the beginning of the end for life on earth. Send us pictures of your genitalia (shaped phenomenon) and we'll come out to investigate right away. LEARN MORE: https://www.newsload.ca/egiu Help for folks fighting conspiracy theories: https://www.newsload.ca/post/conspiracy-crush Like what you see? Check out the Newsload here for more fun local news content! Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/YourNewsload Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the_newsload/ X (Twitter) - https://x.com/TheNewsload And visit us at our website - https://www.newsload.ca/ #comedyvideo #newsload #londonontariocanada #comedyclub #OntarioCA #londoncanada #ontarioarts #comedy #comedynight #ontario #comedyshow #londonontario
The Phallic Files - Special Investigations Task Force #londonontario
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The Phallic Files - Special Investigations Task Force #londonontario

Finally some hope? The Extra-Genitalia Investigations Unit launches with great fanfare in downtown London, Ontario. But why did it take so long? Was there alien interference? Do they have someone, or thing, on the inside? Send us pictures of your genitalia (shaped phenomenon) and we'll come out to investigate right away. LEARN MORE: https://www.newsload.ca/egiu Help for folks fighting conspiracy theories: https://www.newsload.ca/post/conspiracy-crush Like what you see? Check out the Newsload here for more fun local news content! Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/YourNewsload Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the_newsload/ X (Twitter) - https://x.com/TheNewsload And visit us at our website - https://www.newsload.ca/ #comedyvideo #newsload #londonontariocanada #comedyclub #OntarioCA #londoncanada #ontarioarts #comedy #comedynight #ontario #comedyshow #londonontario

Comedic Dismissal

This series explores the unsettling rise of phallic graffiti and bizarre natural formations as a possible extraterrestrial communication strategy. Touted as “comedic dismissal,” these symbols serve to mislead humanity while marking key areas of interest for alien takeover. By masking their true intent with humor, aliens cleverly prevent serious scrutiny. The blog urges readers to re-evaluate these shapes, warning that beneath the surface laughter lies a hidden agenda for domination.

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a crop circle from above that has multiple phallic shapes integrated into it

Don't Be Fooled

The aliens' use of humor and phallic symbols as communication tactics masks a far more sinister agenda. By blending in with human culture, they create a façade of harmlessness while strategically planning their invasion. This manipulation not only threatens global security but also undermines individual autonomy and critical thinking. As humans dismiss these signals as jokes, they risk becoming unwitting pawns in a larger extraterrestrial scheme that seeks to dominate and control our world.

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